Nothing says "Congratulations on participating in the miracle of life" like an image that makes you want to kill yourself. We have so many questions about this frosted nightmare, we don't even know where to begin. Where are the doctors? Why is the mother completely nude? Where did the baby get that bottle and, more importantly, why is he so calm? Does she realize she's ruining that rug forever? While you ponder the answers, please excuse us while we gouge out our eyes with the knife we won't be using to cut this cake.