We still love you? C'mon, mom, they're only at the dry-humping stage. Ease off a little.

 When it comes to awkwardness, dry humping < boyfriend's mom catching you dry humping < boyfriend's mom baking you a cake about catching you dry humping. This is maybe the most awkward cake I've ever read, and we here have seen a truly stupendous number of weird cakes. Now, my first instinct was to call total b.s. on this cake, but upon review of the comments left by the redditor who posted it, a certain One_Skinny_Mexican, I've decided that it's legit. For one, he does explain the backstory, which involves his parents being paranoid security nuts, albeit fun-loving ones:

Sources: redditor One_Skinny_Mexican