Whether or not you choo-choo-choose to believe it, this is a cake, not a drawing of one.
There are many mornings that I wake up thinking, "I deserve a big helping of cake today," and "I deserve a big helping of The Simpsons today." Usually, I have to settle for going to work and watching cat videos that don't involve Itchy or improbable gore. Well, Kylie of Freshly Squeezed, a bakery/graphic design/event planning shop in Courtenay, Canada, is a much luckier person than I am. Not only did she and her coworker get both cake and Simpsons, they got both in one photorealistic (if you can use that term with a cartoon) package, complete with improbable gore. But since someone clearly gave Ralph Wiggum scissors when everyone knows he can't even be trusted with the plastic kind, I guess it's not completely out of the question. The cake was created as the shop's entry in a contest for Threadcakes, which you can go see now.