Oh, hi there, little guy. I understand you've met my mom.

On the one hand, as far as penis cakes go, this one is fairly delightful. On the other hand, someone's mom gave it to their kid. Maybe I should stop talking about which hand this penis is in. It does make it somewhat better that the kid in question is a daughter, I think. I'm neither a daughter or a mother, so the realm of mother-daughter penis humor is a murky and unclear one to me, but I'm aware that with at least some moms and daughters, it exists. It also helps that making fancy cakes is what the mom does for a living. The daughter claims that this was also a professional email:

"Realistic" makes me worry that mynameisbutt never got "the talk," or "the slideshow."

At least it's friendly, which is pretty much the nicest thing you can say about a penis. A penis that has no head, a face, two hands and a gap tooth that needs to be looked at by a penis dentist. Also, the general shape of this groin looks way too much like Spongebob Squarepants, and also Diglett from Pokemon.


(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: redditor mynameisbutt