Despite what Kanye thinks, Obama's speed-dial does not include the Kimye residence.

"No, seriously guys! The President calls me all the time!" (via Getty Images and Jimmy Kimmel Live on YouTube)

Kanye West spoke at Oxford University recently — and oh, when he addressed the young people in that aesthetically pleasing, chair-less room, he dropped some gems. First of all, he asked no one to whisper in the presence of Yeezus:

OK, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it'll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that's when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.

Sources: Uproxx