Why in the world did you look at this image?!
Do not play the video below. Seriously, you hit the play button, you're going to regret it. You think I'm joking. I'm not joking. No!
I really shouldn't have to tell you this. You're a savvy-enough Internet user at this point that you should know to stay away from posts in which an Indian doctor tweezes countless live, writhing maggots from a person's ear. I mean, haven't you been suckered into clicking on your fill of Lemon Parties or Goatses at this point? When do you finally learn your lesson? I hope the answer to that is "already," because you seriously should not click on the link below.
You clicked on it, didn't you?
I know. I know. I did, too. It's really hard not to, isn't? Yes, I'm also ashamed.
Anyway, here's your eye bleach:
(by Dennis DiClaudio)