A man in Thailand was caught on camera making sweet love to a Porsche.
You can't help who you love. (via LiveLeak)
This is exactly what you think it is. A man walks into what looks likes a parking garage in Thailand, pulls down his pants, and proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a white Porsche. He experiments with two different positions, both in the tailpipe and the front bumper.
I mean, how could he help it? The car looked so good just sitting there, all shiny and new in its glorious Porsche-ness. And could it be? There was no one else around? They were all alone? He had to have the Porsche, right then and there.