A man in Thailand was caught on camera making sweet love to a Porsche.

You can't help who you love. (via LiveLeak)

This is exactly what you think it is. A man walks into what looks likes a parking garage in Thailand, pulls down his pants, and proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a white Porsche. He experiments with two different positions, both in the tailpipe and the front bumper.

Luckily a CCTV caught this priceless footage, which can be seen in all its glory on LiveLeak. Skip ahead to 0:42 to get to the main mechaphile action.

I mean, how could he help it? The car looked so good just sitting there, all shiny and new in its glorious Porsche-ness. And could it be? There was no one else around? They were all alone? He had to have the Porsche, right then and there.

Sources: Coconuts Bangkok | LiveLeak