Getting their jailhouse rocks off. (Via KVAL)

Kelli M. Knutson, 24, and Logan P. Jackson, 33, were arrested for causing a traffic jam while having sex in their car outside of jail

Apparently, no one had ever seen two people naked and sharing an intimate moment before. Or, maybe the couple attracted so many looky-loos because their car, while right in front of a jail, was also was parked across the street from the Brick House strip club, and the people of Springfield were thankful to see some action for free without the pressure of coming up with one dollar bills. 

Sources: KVAL | h/t Gawker