Uh... I mean, your dad's new birthday, with God above! Ok, I deserve hatred, you're right.
Mercy, Mercy! I know you're, like, super important and too busy living to notice people dying and stuff but good god-damn Lord, woman. Get it together. At least look at the basic card genre. Only one person on the card seems to know it was her grandmother, but everyone else at least goes through the motions. Even the other mistakes on the card are at least trying. They're still pretty great, though. Try finding these other gems: "Condolences on your lost... Benn" and "Sorry for loss - Kim" and the best of all, "Our condolonces on your lust. - Eaton"