She's a killer with the crotch-bow. (Via Daily Bez)

There is an incorrect assumption going around that pubic hair is always the same color as head hair.

It's not. 

Even so, when someone suspects a woman of dying her hair, they go about finding out by asking, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Which is not only a totally gross thing to ask a stranger, but also, given our recent grooming trends, would probably only be the case if the woman they are asking is bald.

Sources: Daily Bez