"I can see through time!"

In case you're somehow unfamiliar with the Tesla, it's an electric sports car for middle-aged nerds who are also well-to-do motorheads. Or maybe it's for middle-aged motorheads who are also well-to-do nerds. Actually, there's probably some kind of Venn overlap.

Anyway, the newly unveiled Tesla Model S P85D comes with a button for a feature called "Insane Mode." Unfortunately, this does not unleash the monkey with a crowbar I've been waiting for all these years. What it does do, however, is launch the car into hyper-speed (or 60 mph) in 3 seconds, which is nearly as cool. And just as shocking as the crowbar-wielding-monkey for these unsuspecting passengers:

Sources: DragTimes | h/t Tastefully Offensive