Custom Bugatti Red Peen. (via)

There are less than five hundred in the world, so it was already a rare vehicle. Now, thanks to a vandal with a can of spray paint, there's a Bugatti Veyron cruising around Seattle that you have to believe is one of a kind, because it's hard to imagine anyone else wanting to be seen driving a car with a crude, red dick and balls on its hood. Who knows who did it—an angry spouse? A class warrior trying to make a statement? Maybe another Seattle Bugatti owner who can now say, "mine's the one without the dick on the front."

Sources: Metro UK