Super offensive? Yes, but still 5 kinds of lame.

The car is the ultimate American accessory. It represents freedom, it lets you run away from your problems, it pollutes and, most importantly, it lets you tell the world who you are. For instance, "I am as exciting as a big bottle of Pepto Bismol," or, "I love turtles and hate myself." Tricking out your car was very big in the "Stupid 2000s," as the decade was called, and apparently some idiots are still doing it today. Here are some of the most abject failures in the world of automobile customization, which will be remembered far longer than the people who "succeeded" at pimping their rides.

Sources: Sub5Zero | UPROXX | The Chive | Digital Headbutt