As Valentine's Day nears, couples might get it in their head to try some new things, maybe do something extra special for each other. The message of this comic strip from Three Word Phrase should be taken to heart. Before you open the door to experimentation, really think hard about the person you're with and try to imagine exactly what kind of weird crap they might be into. Multiply the grossness level of your guess by around ten and you'll come close to the truth. If you think you can handle the truth, by all means, make way for the pinecones.