5. Kid Rock because his fans have turned on him.
Musican Kid Rock caused a ruckus on Friday night when he abruptly canceled his performance at the North Dakota State Fair due to high winds. Concert goers reportedly began trashing the venue and pelting the stage with bottles when they found out Rock would not be rocking.
Kid Rock tweeted his 'apology.'
But that did not satisfy his disappointed fans:
4. Martha Stewart because her pet peacocks got murdered.
Martha Stewart is mourning the loss of 6 of her pet peacocks who were brutally murdered by coyotes at her home on Saturday night. The domestic goddess, lifestyle guru, and BFF of Snoop Dogg, shared on her Instagram that the beautiful birds were killed 'in broad daylight.'
Coyotes can be real (pea)cock blockers. RIP
3. Jason Momoa because he got in a car crash.
Jason Momoa was involved in a terrifying accident when his car collided with a motorcycle near Calabasas, California yesterday. According to TMZ, The Aquaman star's Oldsmobile muscle car was hit by a motorcycle that was driving in the opposite direction and veered into his lane while coming around a curve. Thankfully everyone is ok.
We'd all love to run into Jason Momoa, but not literally.
2. Anyone who wants life to return to normal because Monkey Pox is here.
As if Covid wasn't bad enough, now we have Monkey Pox. The World Health Organization now declared Monkey Pox a global health emergency. In just a few weeks, the disease has infected tens of thousands of people in 75 countries so far, predominantly among men who have sex with men. As of Saturday, the United States had recorded nearly 3,000 cases of Monkey Pox, including two children.
Damn, I miss the days when the only germs I worried about were cooties from all the boys in my class.
1. Elon Musk for being accused of having an affair with his best friend's wife.
Elon Musk is denying reports he had an affair with Google co-founder Sergey Brin's wife Nicole Shanahan. The richest man in the world is chuckling all the way to the bank saying the claims of an affair were “total bs” —
The Tesla mogul also depressingly tweeted 'He hasn't even had sex in ages (sigh)'