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And you're invited to my auction, and you're invited to my auction, and you're invited to my auction!


"I have a painting available that's this big." (via Getty Images)

Now that Oprah is shuttering Harpo Studios, the Chicago location of her iconic talk show, she's also auctioning off the furnishings from her Chicago home. That means that you can put your crotch on the same bicycle seat Oprah's crotch was on, stare at the same painting of dog triplets that Oprah stared at, and keep your family's remains in the same urn-looking vases that Oprah kept her family's remains in. (Note: I make no promises that Oprah kept any human remains in these vases or anything else she's auctioning off.)

Sources: Oprah