Woo hah!! Got you all in check for making me stack my own pickles.

If you ever find yourself working at an all-night burger joint, you might encounter Busta Rhymes, as the staff of South Beach's Hamburger Baby did early this morning. Based on their account of what occurred, we put together a guide to what kind of interaction you might enjoy while processing Busta Rhymes's hamburger transaction. Here's the scenario...

1. Upon entering your burger joint, Busta might demand that he be served before everyone else who just poured out of nearby clubs, starving for anything to soak up the alcohol and revive them after hours of trying to scream sexual entreaties over pounding club music. When asked to wait his turn, Busta might call you a "fag" or a "bitch." Don't take it personally. That's just stuff Busta calls people who make him wait for hamburgers.

Sources: Miami New Times