Because if it's not 'grammed, it didn't happen.
I want to take lessons on being cool from this man. (via Joe Jonas on Instagram)
1. Joe Jonas found the best guy for Man Crush Monday.
This airport snap from Joe Jonas is like a well-made film: Every time I look at it, I find something new to love. Like how the couple is wearing matching clogs. Or how the man's facial expression makes it look like this is the first time he's ever seen a phone.
2. Aaron Paul talks to a just-hatched baby bird, and it's the best.
This is actually a couple of weeks old, but it's the most recent thing on Aaron Paul's Instagram, and it's too cute to ignore. The Breaking Bad star has a bird's nest on his porch, and the little guys have started hatching. This video is adorable, even though the just-born bird looks like a horrific muppet that was rejected from Labyrinth and put into storage for being too scary.
3. Neil Patrick Harris subway shames a dude, and people freak.
NPH posted the above photo with the caption "Really..? Really..?" and oh man, did his commenters get into it. Some people claimed that NPH is racist, some people got worried because they take their shoes off on the subway, and one delightful person even went so far as to say, "I hope you teach your kids to not be such judgmental little c*nts." Remember, people — you can't smell what's happening in an Instagram photo.
4. Miley revealed that she's just like everyone else when she goes on a road trip.
Meaning that she also sings along to "Baby Got Back."
Chella indeed, Drake. Chella indeed. (via Drake on Instagram)
5. Drake refuses to call Coachella by its full name.
Come on, Drake. Only people who want to seem cooler than they are call it Chella. Do do you also call Bonnaroo "The Roo"?