Stop reviving my faith in humanity, it's confusing!
These cute Girl Scouts are still not cuter than Tom Hanks. (via Los Altos Crier, photo by Archanna Appanna)
Tom Hanks is pranking us, but he doesn't understand what a prank is so he's just doing unbelievably adorable stuff all the time. He got tossed a Wilson ball at a Rangers game, then at a Knicks game the crowd just straight up chanted his name and ignored the basketball players. He lip synched to what will probably be this summer's wedding anthem with Carly Rae Jepsen. Apparently, he's even nice to cab drivers. And a few weeks ago he helped Girl Scouts sell cookies. WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING TO AMERICA?!
It started with just buying some cookies for himself from the girls on the street, but when they recognized who he was and the picture-taking began, it attracted attention from passersby. Everyone wanted to get in on this photo op with the nicest celebrity on earth, but Tom Hanks said he'd only take more pics if they bought cookies. Which is insane because girl scout cookies are everyone's favorite thing. They don't need this press!!!!
What was Tom Hanks even doing on a random street in the Bay Area? Buying typewriters. He collects old typewriters. Please be my dad and my grandpa, Tom Hanks, if that's not too weird.