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Sadly, this artist's rendering is the closest you'll get to such a pithy plate.

Have you been saving up the $60 (plus the $31.25 annual fee) to finally get buy that personalized "SEXHOG" vanity plate for your Jetta? If you live in New York, we're sorry to inform you that the DMV has preemptively crushed your dreams. Same goes for anyone hoping to let their fellow motorists know they're a fan of "HOTDIK," "B00BS," or anyone who wants to use their plate to get God's attention via the personalized exclamation, "HEYGOD."