Is he hiding because there's a crowd of not-pregnant women chasing him?
(via Ed Houben/Facebook)

Good genes aren't all about looks. Hey may have been a virgin until age 34 (he's 44 now), but Ed Houben of Maastricht, in the Netherlands, sure made up for lost time. He's now the proud father of 98 children scattered throughout Europe with dozens of different mothers.

According to the BBC, Houben had a long career as an anonymous donor for Dutch sperm banks (by day he's actually a tour guide), but after the Netherlands banned anonymous sperm donation, he turned to offering very not-anonymous sperm donation to couples with fertility problems, single women and lesbian couples. Oh, and he charges nothing and there's no contract. He just fathers kids (and takes it on good faith that he won't be sued for child support—he used to get contracts but his lawyers told them they'd never hold up anyway) and trusts that he won't be screwed in return.

Sources: BBC News | MJ Celebrity Magazine | Daily Mail