Sorry — we were supposed to post this a couple of hours ago, but at first we were just like "Ugh, we're not even sure what to write. Maybe a few hours of the new Angry Birds game will get our creative juices flowing." Then we suddenly realized it was 2 p.m., freaked out, and jotted down these couple of half-assed sentences while occasionally stopping to wipe the tears off our keyboard.

Sources: Toothpaste For Dinner