I think landing a plane on a highway with strange women is a mission in Grand Theft Auto V.
(photo via Daniel Miller)

If you're going to cheat on your wife, don't do it in a single-engine prop plane. It was sound advice when my grandfather gave it to me, and it's sound advice now. Michael Schwartz made an emergency landing this weekend on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx in New York City. At first, this was just an entertaining local news story. Planes occasionally have to make emergency landings and roads are pretty much your only option, especially in a metropolis packed with buildings. (Credit for the lack of injuries is due to Transportation worker Miguel Lopez, who saw the plane descending as he was doing road repairs, and moved to stop traffic with his car.)

Sources: Daniel Miller | LoHud | Gothamist