A guy accidentally discovered his wife is cheating on him, then posted live updates to reddit his continuing discovery of the affair after hiring a private investigator.

Till reddit do us part.

This weekend, a three-part mega drama of a tangled affair unfolded on reddit, describing in great detail the moment-to-moment revelations of a man discovering he is being cheated on.

Part 1: My dick is bigger.

Here, our original poster, MyLifeSuxNow, created a throwaway account to share his burden with the world, hoping to get some clarity. In the original post in the Today I F**ked Up subreddit, he starts from the beginning:

"Jenny was sleeping this morning and my brother shot her a text. My brother's wife (Carly) and Jenny are planning on going out of town for a get-away while my brother, I, and some friends are going to watch football on Sunday and hang out during the weekend. He was asking Jenny to text Carly on his phone because Carly dropped her phone in the toilet. My brother and Carly were basically sharing phones for the time being till she gets a new phone.

I decided to open up the phone and reply something stupid and funny in order to embarrass Jenny. So I opened up the iMessage app and went to read their previous conversation to see what was happening, so I could tell a relevant joke. 2nd to the top of the list of conversations was a chat with a guy/girl named Zack. I didn't know who Zack was, but the most recent thing he sent her was "<3 gn". I was curious, so I put off replying to my brother and opened up Jenny and Zack's chat.