Your conscience has ghosts; do something wrong and it will haunt you forever. Or, you could just walk into a cabinet door.

Who pays for pizza with a check??? (via Imgur)

In a very Les Mis I-stole-to-feed-my-family moment, one man wrote a bad check to pay for a pizza. 13 years later, he still feels bound by morality to pay it back.

The anonymous man paid for what he "assumed" was a $20 pizza with interest compounded over 13 years. Redditor morgan_freemun, presumably the owner of the shop, posted it today with the note, "I"m speechless."

Sources: reddit