Also you drive people mad. (via)

Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay attention to the weird messages they're passing to each other during class, because someday they'll be teachers, cops, and senators still passing poorly spelled notes with overtly sexual content. Here are some of the best kids' notes we've ever seen, and by best we mean they'll make you question ever having children.

I'm not saying a word until I speak to my lawyer. (via)

The day Jennifer stopped believing in the Tooth Fairy. (via)