I only celebrate tequila-based fake holidays

Today we celebrate the random mixture of Tequila, Cointreau (or Triple Sec), and just enough fruit to ward off scurvy. Legend has it that Barman "Willie" concocted the first Margarita around 1934 in Mexico City and since then it's been a staple for celebrating not being at work. So whether you like yours frozen or on the rocks, let's honor one of the few fake holidays we can get behind by having at least one more Margarita than usual at Happy Hour today.