You can sit there, but no pics up the legs of my shorts!

The above photo popped up yesterday on Reddit's NYC subreddit with the title, "Being a workaholic is no excuse for being an asshole. Spotted on the crowded 1 train this morning."

As many pointed out in the comments on the post, this train is nowhere near crowded. On a crowded train people would be standing on his kneecaps. So basically, without any background on the pic, this guy is guilty of being a little weird, perhaps in the grips of an Internet addiction, and maybe overly trusting of subway floor cleanliness. 

Sources: Reddit