8 more people dressed as superheroes who aren't remotely acting like superheroes.

8 more people dressed as superheroes who aren't remotely acting like superheroes.
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He'll be sorely disappointed by the speed of "Fast Cash."

There's nothing like an ordinary, out-of-shape human dressed up as a superhero and engaging in very un-super activities. Let these photos be a reminder to our nation's caped crusaders, you'd better keep it up with the crime fighting and the world-saving, otherwise you'll be just another freaky weirdo in a cape, tights, and a speedo, just like our Uncle Pat (serving 18 months for subway frottage while dressed as Green Lantern). 

 

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Take another look at his regular costume before you make fun of this one.

 

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With my web-slinging and your smile we'll be unstoppable!

 

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I'm not saving nobody until both benches are cleared.

 

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DVR 97% full? Who would tape all new and repeat episodes of "Cougar Town?" Joker!

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Those neighoring fans are really hoping Aunt May needs his help soon.

 

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Jesus, Earth sucks.

 


Just takin' the suit for a little test drive.

 

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No match for the web of alcoholism.

 

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You fools! Joker's getting away!

 

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With the newspaper industry's rapid downsizing, dude has to make a living somehow.

 

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Even Mexican Catholic Superman needs to check in with Jesus every once in a while.

 

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His Spidey sense should've told him to check weather.com.

 

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Batman Begins (to regret trying to steal a lawnchair from a public plaza).

 

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Pretty good deal.

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I'm off duty.

 

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We're kind of pissed that we missed the Spidey-on-Venom scene.

 

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Maybe it's time to find a batcave closer to a Whole Foods.

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