He's sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. (screengrab via YouTube)

Think about the gayest your children can be. Now double that. Scared yet?

Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant—and if that's not the perfect name for an out-of-touch old white man, I don't know what is—thinks you should be. Van Zant sounded off against new educational standards in the video below, which was taken in March at an anti-Common Core event. 

Sources: Think Progress