Chip Whitley and Gengis Brownstone are coming to kill you!

Why is Conan wearing that cool guy leather jacket and holding a roll of duct tape? Because Conan finally joined Tinder and he's looking for that special someone who's going to change his life "for a period of, like, 20 minutes."

Unwilling to be a creep on his own, Conan brings in "hot hollywood stud" Dave Franco AKA Gendgis Brownstone (the D is silent) to up his averages.

I'm 42 years old and people tell me I look like Conan O'Brien.

Sources: h/t Gawker