Someone get that monster a sleeve of Oreos, for god's sake!
Cookie Monster took out his anger over being forced to promote healthy eating by the liberal Kale Lobby on a small child who was just trying to get his picture taken this Sunday. Cookie Monster, who works the Grown Men Dressed In Costumes In Times Square circuit with his buddy Elmo, approached the touristing Kurada family for a photo. When Parmita Kurada couldn't produce the requested $2 quickly enough, Cookie Monster lost his shit—probably because he had low blood sugar at the time—and shoved the stroller that the two-year-old boy was in, forcing him out onto the gritty streets of New York City.
The little boy now refuses to play with Cookie Monster toys or watch Cookie Monster on TV, explaining "Cookie Monster he give me boo boo." Well, you got what you wanted, Michelle Obama. Childhood is ruined. Watch the video below to see the adorable little boy put this horrific experience in his own words: