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27 Products You'll Love If You're Really, Really F**king Weird

27 Products You'll Love If You're Really, Really F**king Weird

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As my mother used to say: "A dollar spent on something that makes people question your mental stability is a dollar well spent."

Ok, fine she didn't say that. But I guarantee you if she saw that I wasted my hard earned money on a shower curtain with Jeff Goldblum holding a monkey on it, she'd wonder where she could get a one for herself. (She thinks Jeff Goldblum is hot. And probably likes monkeys?)

Anyway, I'll save conversations about my mother for therapy and keep conversations about anatomically correct whale dongs, crying unicorn candles and other really weird ways to spend your money here.

1. Next time the power goes out, let the tears of a unicorn illuminate your path.

Get it on Amazon.

2. Tired of getting naked and getting in the shower without feeling like Jeff Goldblum and a monkey are watching you? Not anymore!


Get it on Amazon.

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