For some reason, Amazon hasn't really done much to promote its pooping-related deals. So do your butthole a favor. Sign up for Prime. Head over to Amazon. And get some s**t for your s**t.
Things like...
1. A Squatty Potty is a cheap way to take your deuce game to the next level.
Promising review: "I've had this device for a little while now and I absolutely love it! The toilet light is motion and light sensitive, which means that when there's too much light in the bathroom, the toilet light won't turn on, and if there's no light and no motion as well, the toilet light won't turn on." —Sergio Rios