17 Things Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own

17 Things Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own
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1. This ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the "sand" and make them all go away.

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Get it for $99.

2. This framed cross-stitch is great to look at after a long day at the office..

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Get it on Etsy.

3. A pin for your backpack.

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Get it for $12.

4. Pencils for when you just can't deal with people today.

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Get a pack on Amazon for $9.

5. This scarf to keep you warm as well as keep everyone else away.

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Get one on Amazon for $26.

6. This hoodie for someone who'd rather be abducted by aliens than talk to "hoomans."

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Get it on RedBubble for $50.

7. A tent to turn your bed into human-free zone.

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Get it on Amazon for $130.

8. A tote for anyone who realizes dogs are better than people.

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Get it on Society6 for $20.

9. A bottle opener made for drinking alone, which is totally OK by the way. Don't let anyone judge you.

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Get it on Amazon for $10.

10. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're surfing the web in a coffee shop.

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Get it of Society6 for $25.

11. This graphic tee to gesture to let people know when they're getting too close.

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Get it on Society6 for $21.99.

12. And this mug featuring a plant who's as antisocial as you are.

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Get it on Amazon for $12.

13 This giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle with something, but people just aren't going to do the trick.

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Get it from Plow & Hearth for $79.95.

14. A custom-print onesie that just screams "GO AWAY."

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Get one custom made on Beloved for $160.

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15. This escape pod.

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Get it for a mere $2700.00.

16. This mug that'll tell people exactly how you feel.

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Get it from LookHuman for $16.

17. This shirt for when you do have to interact with people, but want them to know you're not enjoying it.

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Get it from LookHuman for $19.99.

To be clear we may receive a portion of the sales from these items, but even if we didn't we'd still recommend them. They're awesome.

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