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There are certain times in life it becomes necessary to kill. This is one of those times.

What's that? The world is looking like 1914, with confusion in Eastern Europe and the Middle East inexorably drawing the great powers into conflict? I've got no time for that—today is all about BUG-A-SALT, the anti-insect assault shotgun that was successfully crowdfunded on Idiegogo a few years ago.

That's right BUG-A-SALT, the ONLY firearm designed to shoot salt at flies. Why salt? Because when you're a fly, a salt crystal is like a brick-sized, uh, brick that someone is throwing at your head. Does it really work? I don't know, but I could watch slow-mo footage of black flies being stunned and bounced across the room all day. And if I'm going to sit and ponder the probability that my generation will be drawn into armed conflict, I would rather it be the one against houseflies (the website notes it's also effective against mosquitos).

Sources: The Bug-A-Salt