21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
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Some might call wearing mop sandals "lazy," but to those people I say, well, I don't know. Honestly, I'm too lazy to think of something to say and I want to go finish up the last two episodes of the House Of Cards Season 6. But, if you're a shiftless sack of carbon like me, luckily there's an entire industry of goods and services for people like us. Things like...

1. These lazy reading glasses.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
For only $4.44, you’ll never again have to, GASP, sit upright while watching TV or reading.

2. This corn kerneler.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

Too lazy to use your teeth to eat? No problem! BONUS: It might also remind you of your first time having sex. Get it for $9.51.

3. A combo remote-control/bottle opener.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
It’s about time our nation’s brightest minds spent their time solving the problem of how to open two beers at once when god only gave you two hands.

4. This inflatable pillow tie.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Let's face it, if you’re lazy AF, you’re already sleeping at work. Make that experience more comfortable for $29.99

5. This electric potato peeler.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Not sure I understand people who don't just buy potato salad pre-made, but I guess if you do, $15 is worth never having to peel a potato again.

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6. A self-turning ice-cream cone.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

7. This twirling spaghetti fork.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

Just like NASCAR, when it comes to eating spaghetti, milliseconds count. IMHO, $9.00 is a small price to pay for shaving those milliseconds off your next pasta party.

8. Sandals that are also mops.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Take dad sandals to the next level for $23.57.

9. And in case you want to bring your baby in on the floor scrubbing action, this onesie is a must-have.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
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The main problem with babies is that they can't help around the house. Not anymore!

10. A one-handed beer opener?

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Say goodbye to the days of having to take a break from masturbating in order to pop a top. $16 well spent.

11. A combo-iPad toilet paper holder.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Seems like a natural solution to the problem of accidentally dropping your iPad in shit water while trying to watch the latest season of Silicon Valley.

12. This “ergonomic” chin rest.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

13. These electric shoes.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
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14. This self-mixing chocolate milk mug.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

15. This face-down beach lounger.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Now you won't even be able to see who's eye-fucking your ass at the beach for just $139. Also, it's good for reading or whatever.

16. This milk tap that keeps you from ever having to lift the jug again.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Get it for $6.39. Or don’t and just keep pouring your milk out like a caveman.

17. A banana slicer.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Get it for $5.99. Also good for some really kinky sex? IDK.

18. This instant-snowball maker.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Read the reviews of a bunch of delinquents who love it.

19. This 12 MPH cooler.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.
Ok, it’s a bit pricey. But think about the energy you’ll save by not having to ask your kids carry your cooler from the car to the beach.

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20. Canned PB&J

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

All the convenience of a sandwich, somehow made even MORE convenient.

21. A voice-activated popcorn maker that shoots popcorn directly into your mouth.

21 products only lazy a**es will truly appreciate.

As God intended.

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