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Fact: there is no non-sexual way to photograph a banana.

Hopefully, we won't have to correct this later, although if I find out there's been a more bizarre correction than this one, I won't really be upset. The Dartmouth is the school publication of Dartmouth College, the Ivy League university in New Hampshire with a reputation for political conservatism, long months of frigid cold, and serious drinking. Despite the fact that those three qualities are usually associated with schools having a strong Greek system (no one better to huddle up next to in a blizzard than your bros), the newspaper ran an op-ed last week calling for the end of the fraternity system, citing a hazing incident in which fraternity pledges were made to fellate an "ejaculating dildo." Except maybe not.

Sources: The Dartmouth | Jim Romanesko