You don't have to do a video message over the phone, Bill, this isn't prison. Yet.
Much like with his accusers, Cosby doesn't look the audience in the eye, but instead has a delusional conversation on the phone to someone in Wheeling, West Virginia, where he plans to perform without protest.
"Yes! I'm going to be in Wheeling, West Virginia, at Capital Music Hall. Eight o'clock show, that's right. And you know I'll be hilarious."
With no mention of the 35+ accusations of rape thrown at him over the last year, one can only presume the person on the other end of the phone is his prescription drug dealer.