You don't have to do a video message over the phone, Bill, this isn't prison. Yet.

The above is the first video appearance from Cosby since women have begun crawling out of three decades of silence to accuse him of rape. In it, Wild Bill appears in red silk pajamas (gross), and places himself in his natural environs: sitting on motel furniture in front of a late night TV curtain.

Much like with his accusers, Cosby doesn't look the audience in the eye, but instead has a delusional conversation on the phone to someone in Wheeling, West Virginia, where he plans to perform without protest.

Sources: h/t Gawker