I was aware of the dangers of lava, but dinosaurs??

Redditor W3dd1e's friend posted this awesome ad for a couch to the Kansas City Craigslist. While I'm glad she featured the important life-saving features of the couch in her ad, I just can't understand in what world a couch costs $25. Even a shitty used couch. This couch looks a little dumpy, but perfectly fine. And it comes with free pillows! Is there hidden lava damage? Or is Kansas City a magical world of $10 dining room tables and $4 cars? Probably the latter.

Sources: redditor W3dd1e | Craigslist