So begins the epic tale of one man's struggle to unload his blue armoire, which is definitely, absolutely not infested with any scorpion eggs, not that anyone asked. From comedian Joe Veix, this story unfolds over a series of Craigslist ads that chronicle adventure, love, loss, and man's effort to communicate in today's high-speed world of digital commerce.

Be sure and read the responses at the bottom from people who really couldn't give a damn about scorpions. They just want to score that sweet armoire.

Sources: Joe Veix