Dammit, why are we only just seeing this now? We would have been so much better off skipping Rock Of Ages and instead just sitting back with a tub of popcorn and re-reading this ad for 90 minutes. There's more metal in a single lock of this guy's hellfire red hair than in that entire movie. Anyway, we're not going to say any more for fear of this guy finding us and shredding our very much not "NON-pussy" faces.

Sources: Metal Injection | Los Angeles Craigslist