Whatever kind of donut you want? Ask for a donut with $2300 baked inside of it. While he might be bummed that he'll have to give you all your money back from the motorcycle he just sold you, this guy doesn't mess around. As with the part where he says "cos being alive rules," we're pretty sure that when he says "whatever kind of donut you want," he means it. If you end up buying this, please tell us how the robots short story was. Thanks.

Sources: BuzzFeed