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Free drugs, vague plot about women trapped in a shuttle, lunch by mom. Nothing weird.

Even the photo of Worf in this post seems to be saying "are you seriously reading this? Get away from here while you can!" Let's clear some things up: there's probably going to be nudity. Why? Because the payment is free prescription drugs. Even if there's not nudity, there will definitely be nerd-kissing, because "the reason I need women is that the story is about getting stuck on a shuttlecraft. I can't tell you more now." Not only is that obviously the setup for fan-porn, it's also the least original setup for fan porn of all time. That's one (half) step above "hey, I hear the pipes in this Enterprise need cleaning." But sure, send this creature your photo, a short bio, and your "stats" — which probably doesn't mean your Dungeons and Dragons character.

Sources: redditor bssoup