Even the photo of Worf in this post seems to be saying "are you seriously reading this? Get away from here while you can!" Let's clear some things up: there's probably going to be nudity. Why? Because the payment is free prescription drugs. Even if there's not nudity, there will definitely be nerd-kissing, because "the reason I need women is that the story is about getting stuck on a shuttlecraft. I can't tell you more now." Not only is that obviously the setup for fan-porn, it's also the least original setup for fan porn of all time. That's one (half) step above "hey, I hear the pipes in this Enterprise need cleaning." But sure, send this creature your photo, a short bio, and your "stats" — which probably doesn't mean your Dungeons and Dragons character.