I wish my job paid in chalupas.

"Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside."

Many of us here on the East Coast had similar thoughts last night during the return of the Polar Vortex. But as far as I know, only this Baltimore woman had the good sense to get drunk and post an ad to Craigslist asking someone to get her Taco Bell. Payment available in "tacos, or chalupas, whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely."

Sources: redditor MamaRedSeam | h/t Daily Dot