This is what it would look like if Edward Albee wrote a play while he was really hungry. 

Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, the owners of Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro in Scottsdale, AZ, are back in the news, and this time it's for screaming at a drunken customer and chasing them out of the restaurant—which for them, is pretty above-board behavior. Oh, and Samy also pulled a big knife out and had to be restrained by Amy to prevent a homicide. Of course, if you believe the version of the story they told TMZ, Samy is just holding a big, shiny pen.

Sources: TMZ | Gawker