You can tell how serious she is by how many times she underlined "husband."
(via reddit)

The suburbs! Sure, they may look like a safe and serene haven from the depravity of the city, with their multi-hued cookie cutter houses all lined up in comfortably even grids. But you just know that underneath all that seeming boringness, those places are hot beds of wanton waving. Women waving hello to male neighbors. Men waving goodbye to female neighbors. I'll bet you can even find married couples waving at other married couples from across their finely-manicured lawns. It's disgusting!

Sources: redditor agentgr3y