This coke would not pass the Pepsi challenge.

The memory of the deceased will live on inside this kid. (via Fox 2 Now)

Some idiot kids from St. Peters, MO were arrested recently after burglarizing a home last November. Amongst their pilfered loot, they ran away with an Xbox 360, prescription drugs, jewelry, and the ashes of a dead guy. The creamains of the homeowner's father, stored in a wooden box, were thought by the 15, 16, and 17-year-olds to be cocaine.

Either these kids have never seen cocaine before, or whoever runs the crematorium in their town is making a mint.

According to Fox 2 Now, the kids realized during their getaway that they had stolen the last remaining evidence of the man's corporeal body. It is unclear how much of the deceased found his way into a teenager's sinus cavity before the kids got wise and asked themselves, "What would a dumbass do?"

Sources: Fox 2 Now