We're going to need a bigger ring bearer.
If you're trying to get arrested to get out of getting married, the key is to get caught before the ceremony. That's where 58-year-old Wisconsin bride Connie Sykes made her first mistake. A security camera caught her stealing 76 rings from a jeweler's display in front of the restaurant where she was wed, but she wasn't arrested until later that night. Sykes vehemently denied stealing the case of rings, even though her husband later found it among their wedding gifts, and she left a clue in the form of her bra insert near where the case had been. Based on our understanding of robbers from Home Alone, falsies must be her calling card. Local police should definitely check if there have been bra inserts found at the scenes of other crimes in the area.