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Some criminals are made. Others are born, and immediately named something that indicates what crimes they'll someday commit.

This guy is in the latter category. An Ottawa man was arrested today in Mooney's Bay Park. His crime? Indecent exposure. His name? Donald Popadick.

Can you really blame him? It wasn't his choice to be a Popadick. He was born into it. At least he didn't get a tattoo of the words "show everyone my penis" unlike this alleged murderer, who got a "murder" tattoo of his own volition.

Sources: CTV Ottawa